Publication: The Straight Dope
Author: Staff Reporter
Date: May 2, 2006
Article Excerpt:
…How long after death does Mr. Sleazy Developer have to wait until I can be legally evicted from my lovely pond-front cemetery plot?…
…Are most cemeteries owned by cities or counties? If not, how do private owners afford to keep the lawns mowed and the flowers planted?…
…If we all have to die, and there are billions of people on this earth, and the majority of us get buried, where are they going to put us all? Won’t we run out of room eventually and have to start burying us on top of each other?…